The Ballad Of John And Yoko

Standing in the deck at South Hampton Trying to get Holland or France The man in the mac said, "you've got to go back" You know they didn't even give us a chance Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going they're going to crucify me Finally made the plane into Paris Honeymooning down by the seine Peter brown called to say,"you can make it ok, You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain" Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going they're going to crucify me Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton Talking in our beds for a week The newspaper said "say what're you doin' in bed?" I said "we only try to get us some peace" Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going they're going to crucify me Saving up your money for a rainy day Giving all your clothes to the charity Last night the wife said "oh, boy when you're dead, You don't take nothing with you, but your soul, Think!" Made a lightning trip to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag The newspaper said "she's gone to his head, They look just like 2 gurus in drag" Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going they're going to crucify me Caught the early plane back to London Fifty acorns tied in a sack The men from the press said " we wish you success, It's good to have the both of you back" Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going they're going to crucify me